In all my years, never have i encountered anything like this next guy. It’s such pure and unadulterated crap that I wish I could bottle it and use just a drop of it at a time.The back story on this is that a girl named Olga was out with her friends in the Marina district of San Francisco, and she talked to this guy named Dmitri for all of two minutes. Then she gave him her card and said “give me a call.” The above is the messages he left. Listen to the whole thing, it just keeps getting better and better. I won’t even tell you my favorite parts because i don’t want to ruin anything. Just listen. [More] [Less]
In all my years, never have i encountered anything like this next guy. It’s such pure and unadulterated crap that I wish I could bottle it and use just a drop of it at a time.The back story on this is that a girl named Olga was out with her friends i...
Gyn-Obstetrician answering machine
This is how to impress new clients and old clients alike, by having professional sounding receptionist. The lady on the recording is actually Jolene Roxbury a radio personality from Mobile AL. She has a CD out called Morning At The Roxbury.
Xbox Morons Mom Interview
A guy from England calls Joe Grown to get him to return stolen merchandise."after all the stuff going on i went undercover detective to find out the truth, with my net phone and the ppl in chatmaker on my back i sought to bring justice to world, it i...
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Dell Phone Rep
This recording of a Dell salesman's crazy rant might just gave us the next viral catchphrase: the awesome “I can believable, like a little girl”. Dell shouldn’t fire this guy, they should make him write the ads.
Brave Neighbor Kills 2 Robbers 911 Call ...
Pasadena Texas - This brave neighbor notices two men robbing his neighbors house in broad daylight. He calls 911 and we hear a very intense conversation which ends with him going out and handling things himself. Much respect to this brave guy.